Leading from the Back August 28, 2006
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Since last week’s controversy about the leaked satellite images, Staff Sgt. aikideshi has been promoted to the rank of Gunnery Sergant. This promotion we are told did not come about as a result of aikideshi’s brave tryst with Sgt HairButt, but infact his dedication to nailing the enemys ass to the wall. Quite literally !
As our soldier cam reveals this week, Gunnery Sergant aikideshi has been targeting exactly that – ‘the enemy’s ass’. True to the clan the fear of RAPDby is literally been driven to the enemy.
As usual, Gunnery Sergant xxxbattle founder of the clan, questioned the validity and motive behind such drive and determination on part of Gunnery Sgt. aikideshi. In a statement to RNN he said “Can someone see anything wrong with this pictures…and you thought that skinny dipping was bad enough…why is the crosshair of the gun always pointing on their ass?”. He further went on the commend aikideshi in his statement “Aiki has even gone to the extreme and concreted his fellow BF2 soldiers for easier RAPDby.”
Quick to clear his name of any wrong doing and reassert his commitment to the cause, aikideshi released a brief statement saying, “The ass is the largest muscle in the human body. Nice target. “
Some RAPDby clan members not convinced this was the purpose of the clan spoke out in response to that. Salesguy069 broke his silence and remarked “For what??????? “. Gunny Sgt. xxxbattle was quick to settle clan members this time, however it remains to be seen what aikideshi has planned next.
This exclusive report was brought to you by RAPDby News Network.
Aikideshi you sound like a fine warrior. I’ll be watching when you are on on bf2tracker…can’t wait to meet you.
As former SAS soilder, i recognise that Aiki is using a cover formation tactic, which is commonly used by SAS.
The basic idea here is that, if you can see and ass in your cross hairs you are covered by incoming fire.
This is a very effective way of surviving enemy attacks, however it has one flaw wherby the so called “Ass” leading the formation is left defenceless from team kills from behind.
keep up the good work RAPDby, and remember what we do in life, echoes through eternity.
This man, aikideshi, obviously is a great communicator. He ensures his message gets across loudly and clearly to the enemy. To be commended. We need someone like him working for Telstra.
Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation
Anyway … nice blog to visit.
cheers, Squanto.
Great website. Are you ignoring my wagging jungle I have a joke for you =) What did the elephant say to the naked man? How can you breathe through that?