Skinny Dipping in the Line of Duty August 25, 2006
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In disturbing news, more accusations that the army is upto no good. Leaked top secret satellite images show Staff Sergant Aikideshi swimming in Karkand harbour with Sergant HairButt. In light of these disturbing images, Gunnery Sergant xxxbattle issued a press release on behalf of the RAPDby clan. In his statement, his astonisment was evident
“Whats going on here ? Aiki skinny dipping with HairButt on a nice deserted beach?”
In a turn of events Staff Sergant Aikideshi responded to this statement claiming innocence while acknowledging having fun in the line of duty. Here is what he had to say.
“Yeah, we were quietly enjoying a cap flag in our birthday suits but some rude commander interrupted our cavorting session. Sigh. Didn’t get that flag, which I was hoping to use as a towel to dry myself off after my intimate sessions with butthair.”
It remains to be seen if a court martial will be initiated for such behaviour. Our sources indicate that SSgt. xxxbattle might take up the issue with his counterparts in the TOG clan.
As we have more on this we will keep you updated.
RAPDby News Network, Karkand (Iraq)
I applaud aikideshi’s relaxed approach to life, his maverick attitude and progressive thinking on sexual orientations.
Seconded.
monto bello! its grande!! you aiki, its good to know there is people like that on BF2, i dont have to feel funny about taking screenshots of soliders backsides anymore..
maybe we can meet in gulf of oman sometime?
thank you
I believe your clan is bound for greatness with such talent on your side.
Los Lobbos
Por favor, include me as well. We can have menage a trois.
is it RAPDby or RAPEDby?
the latter would make more sense in this case no?
My peoples in the small African republic of Kawabunga are in awe of this fearless warrior aikideshi. I will make plans to visit the Gulf of Oman to witness the man himself and to give him an Aafrikkaan name. Umunga aikideshi – meaning ‘Brave Warrior of the Peoples”
I like z name. Must be inspired by an act of human nature. Makes me want to be part of this clan. I have fantasies of being RAPEDby whenever I am in Karkand. This clan will surely indulge me.
I tremble whenever the name aikideshi appears on my walks in Karkand. I fear I will be RAPEDby him… I will get restraining orders on this fearsome warrior.
Film material. I need to get the rights to this for Mission Impossible IV. Paramount will beg for my return once I break the box office with this.
What a gripping story. Who can provide me aikideshi’s agent’s contacts. I need to put this into Mission Impossible IV. Paramount will surely beg for my return once I break the box office with this.
Aikideshi is truly a warrior I would like to work with. Maybe we can get into the ring together. Bull ring I mean, me being a bull fighter and all.
BTW – Ce TOG Clan does not look like it exists anymore. Maybe Hairbutt looking for another mate in aikideshi……..
First time I read this post, I was pissing myself laughing.
(Note: Pissing not in the literal sense of the word)
Wow even Tom Cruise is logging on and commenting, though I’m sure commenting on Blogs violates some Dianetics rule of some kind.
did you do risk management before you went into water with hairbut?